Your favourite quotes?

[user123]

Just came across this in my tea break, and thought, that's one for TF.... got any favourite quotes yourself?

"He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands and his head is a craftsman. He who works with his hands and his head and his heart is an artist.
--St Fancis of Assisi"

 

[DHTiling]

Man with hole in pocket feel kocky... Man with 2 hole in pocket not feel 2 kocky..:smilewinkgrin: ( Wivers)

 

[united]

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

 

[nybor62]

why aint the beer in the fridge it will be warm

me to our lass an hour ago:lol::8:

 

[mikebidd]

you fight like old people = A good mate off mine after argueing with some bouncers.

might have been in the moment thing but was funny.

 

[DHTiling]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

[enduro]

The curtains don't match the carpet!!!...for girls who are not naturally blond..:lol:

 

[mikethetile]

history repeats itself

it has to as no one listens

 

[Perry]

its nice to be important but its more important to be nice

 

[user123]

We are what we pretend to be, so we better be careful with what we pretend to be.

 

[jay]

never argue with someone sillier than yourself
there's no challenge

old work friend:8:

 

[mikebidd]

alcohol-the cause and solution to all of lifes problems > david campbells text box thingy.

Nobodys harder than a bit off 4 b 2. My nan when i was bullied at school when i was about 5 lol

 

[david campbell]

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it was actually homer simpson........lol:lol:

"i would give my right arm to be a pianist"
"we didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought they were"(england v cameroon)
:lol::lol::lol:

both the late sir bobby robson

 

[wivers]

"last time i see a figure like yours it was being milked"

"im not fat , im festively plump"

football reporter interviewing harry redknapp about a player at half time:

reporter: "will you be pulling him off at half time"

Harry: " No he'll get an orange like the rest of the players"

 

[Scott]

Id rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy

Egg on toast is better than egg on face