Your favourite quotes?

[simon1]

I'm doing these one by one to get my post count higher

 

[simon1]

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No.5, of course
"Marylin Munroe"

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
"Muhammed Ali"

 

[Daz]

If it's got boobs or wheels, there's bound to be trouble!

 

[SandyFloor]

Success is like a fart....only your own smells good.

 

[White Room]

One I was told when I first started work and hated it,

You don't do as I do, you do what I tell you. :incazzato:

 

[Time's Ran Out]

IMDb Video: Field of Dreams

If you build it he will come.

 

[bootsmckiber]

It's a small world......but I wouldn't want to have to tile it

Bootsmckiber 28yrs ago

 

[CJ CERAMICS]

when out drinking with friends be sure to open the door for them......that way you are last to the bar ........an original quote from my cousin darren circa 1990 the tightest man on earth.....the rumour has it that not only did he get blood from the stone.....he sold it aswell

 

[jamie B]

"Actually we're not into music"
"Wot then?"
"We're into chaos"
Steve Jones, Sex Pistols. :guitarist:

 

[user123]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

 

[DHTiling]

A good liar needs a good memory...!!

A few peeps need to remember that quote..:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Stewart]

"a life well lived is long enough" but my favorite is "work is the scourge of the drinking class"

 

[Al@Lifetiles]

"For beauty to be beautiful, ugliness must exist."

and....

"The tongue is the only tool sharpened with use"

 

[jamie B]

"yes I am always with you, until the very end of time"..Jesus Christ
(after using epoxy grout and trying to clean tools)

 

[jamie B]

...I'm going to hell for that...

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

No you won't Jamie, I might for this. A vicar says to an old man (tending his garden) " Alf you and God are making a really good job of that garden" Alf replies "yes vicar, but you should have seen the state of it when God was doing it on his own":lol:

 

[user123]

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
~ Leo Roste

 

[SandyFloor]

A smart man can get out of situations a wise man doesn't get into in the first place.

 

[peegee tips]

Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."

One of my favourite Winston Churchill quotes!

 

[murf]

Show me a man who laughs at defeat, and i,ll show you a jamaican chiropodist with a sense of humour.
Fletcher from porridge.

 

[Aston]

this is one of my own.......

'You are either shown the way, Find the way, or become one of the lost ?

 

[SandyFloor]

Show me a man who laughs at defeat, and i,ll show you a jamaican chiropodist with a sense of humour.
Fletcher from porridge.

I just got that....eventually ....duh :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

I know a good one.. and this is a MODERATOR Quote..

" Spam and we shall kick ya ***! "..:lol:

 

[richie b]

foreman: on site said not enought money to sort walls first,
tiler: job wont be 100% then,
foreman: whys that,
tiler: because i can only p with the iv got

 

[diamondtiling]

foreman: on site said not enought money to sort walls first,
tiler: job wont be 100% then,
foreman: whys that,
tiler: because i can only p with the iv got

I don't get it Rich, is it a joke or a saying?

 

[richie b]

its what he said, it means he can only work with what is there

 

[CJ CERAMICS]

my mother arguing with my father about not having anything in common....."i wish i had married some one else".....Dad "well there you are at least we have that in common" original quote made on september 2nd 2010 after 53 yrs of marraige lol

 

[borgie]

the tiler will get over it - every site agent
it's a big hole silcone can't fill - plumber romania 1995

 

[SandyFloor]

Just remembered one today by Alastair Sim

You don't teach a child what to think....you teach them how to think.

 

[Sean fsy]

This is my favouriter quote from Phil Harris, The deadliest catch skipper of the cornelia marie. Now sadly passed away.:

" I FEEL LIKE A ONE LEGGED MAN IN A ARSE KICKING COMPETITION "

 

[doug boardley]

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things."

Winston Churchill