Your favourite quotes?

[murf]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars.(oscar wilde)

 

[Colour Republic]

My missus, a fearsome creature of only 4'9" and 6.5stone will suddenly become very aggressive! (Tilewell, 20 Hours ago on Tilersforums):lol:

 

[mikethetile]

My missus, a fearsome creature of only 4'9" and 6.5stone will suddenly become very aggressive! (Tilewell, 20 Hours ago on Tilersforums):lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[TheWrightTiler]

taken from the royal artillery motto

ubique quo fas et gloria du****

everywhere where right and glory lead

gotta be my fav at the mo

this isnt a spell error folks its actually spelt like the sweary word

 

[faithhealer]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars.(oscar wilde)

learnt something, use that quote but didn't whose it was

 

[suave]

taken from the royal artillery motto

ubique quo fas et gloria du****

everywhere where right and glory lead

gotta be my fav at the mo

this isnt a spell error folks its actually spelt like the sweary word

da c..t

 

[SandyFloor]

You can't polish a turd.

 

[SandyFloor]

My motto for life:

IF
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!


Rudyard Kipling

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[CJ CERAMICS]

never put off till tomorrow what you can get the wife to do today.

i am....is the shortest complete sentence there is.......i do is the longest.

 

[user123]

pfffff, getting no thanks for that one...:smilewinkgrin:

 

[mikethetile]

pfffff, getting no thanks for that one...:smilewinkgrin:

G

you got your grumpy socks on today:lol:

 

[jamie B]

" I don't want brave generals, I want Lucky ones" Napoleon. I use that one everytime a difficult bit of setting out comes good!

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Hear all see all say now't, eat all sup all pay now't and if ever tha does ow't for now't always do it for thi'sen. ( Old Yorkshire proverb) no disrespect to our Yorkshire bretheren

 

[strummerman]

When you are struggling to get somewere the struggle will hold you together .. wise words by joe strummer ..

 

[simon1]

Where theres muck theres brass...