Your favourite quotes?

[doug boardley]

" I told you I was ill" (Spike Milligans epitaph)

 

[jay]

born to live not to die

 

[user123]

laugh and the world laughs with you

might be a misquote on smile

yeah, but it carries on doesn't it .... "cry and you cry alone"... makes me all sad!!!

 

[aph257]

without reading all the quotes, i don't know if this has already been said. so my favourite "Quotes" are:

"thats a great price, when can you start?":lol::lol::lol:

 

[bootsmckiber]

difference between a Scotsman,and Mick Jagger.

Mick Jagger,"Hey you get off of my cloud."

Scotsman,"Hey McCloud,get off of my ewe".

 

[DHTiling]

Mmmm.


All Farmers should be shot at birth... one i am working for is a ********

 

[Brinkley]

A blind man would like to see it
thats the way the cookie crumbles

 

[Alberta Stone]

"Learn from the mistakes of others as you will not live long enough to make them all yourself".

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

After pricing a job, a customer asked "is that a good price?" to which I replied "well I like it":lol:

 

[jamie B]

Foul language removed

house" written in dirt on the side of the plumbers van at a job last week...they lived up to that motto as well ha ha ha!

 

[user123]

Just read this... wonderful.

'We are not troubled by things, but by the opinions we have of things'.

 

[user123]

"Worrying is the darkroom in which negatives develop"

 

[SandyFloor]

It never pays to argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

 

[doit4u]

{1} My GP " Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol" that's my sort of doctor - well he is Irish.

{2} One dughter to another who was having a blond moment "Do they put thickness in the water where you live?"

 

[user123]

Just heard this, an Italian proverb apparently :lol:

"The mother of idiots is always pregnant"