Funniest questions you've been asked by customers

[smokie899]

The best ones alwayssssss start with, but the plumber/joiner/builder/electrician/man in b&q says.

 

[macten]

'Do you put the grout in after you've tiled?'

Kid you not!

 

[One Day]

I was once asked if decaff was ok.

😵😵😵😡

 

[Tommythetiler80]

I was once asked if decaff was ok.

😵😵😵😡

Absolutely not! What's the point 😱

 

[Cstiling]

When do you want paying this week or next 😀

 

[tommyzooom]

I was once asked if tiles made in Poland would be any good?
Suspicious I asked him to read out his quotation, and were the tiles shiny?
You guessed it "Polish(ed) porcelain

 

[Time's Ran Out]

8am - Day 1.
When will you be finished?



I laugh every time!

 

[LJD]

Client "we are planning on getting the tiles from England lane , London" you just know its going to be hard work :-(

 

[On one]

8am - Day 1.
When will you be finished?



I laugh every time!

That has happened that many times, it is just not funny any more.