Funniest questions you've been asked by customers

[tommyzooom]

I was once asked if tiles made in Poland would be any good?
Suspicious I asked him to read out his quotation, and were the tiles shiny?
You guessed it "Polish(ed) porcelain

 

[Time's Ran Out]

8am - Day 1.
When will you be finished?



I laugh every time!

 

[LJD]

Client "we are planning on getting the tiles from England lane , London" you just know its going to be hard work :-(

 

[On one]

8am - Day 1.
When will you be finished?



I laugh every time!

That has happened that many times, it is just not funny any more.