accidental shooting

[murf]

Paddy is cleaning his rifle when it goes off and he accidentally shoots his wife.

He dials 999...

Paddy: "It's my wife. I've accidentally shot her, WAAAAAAGH!!"

Operator: "Please calm down sir, can you first make sure that she is actually dead"

......click, BANG!!!

Paddy: "Okay, I've done that, what next?":yikes:

 

[DHTiling]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[brian c]

very good m8.:lol:

 

[merlecollins]

Thats one of the best I've heard for ages :lol::lol::lol:

 

[united]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Dan]

Paddy is cleaning his rifle when it goes off and he accidentally shoots his wife.

He dials 999...

Paddy: "It's my wife. I've accidentally shot her, WAAAAAAGH!!"

Operator: "Please calm down sir, can you first make sure that she is actually dead"

......click, BANG!!!

Paddy: "Okay, I've done that, what next?":yikes:

Had this on my phone :lol::lol::lol:

 

[Gazzer]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

you be careful the PC police don't cop you murf:lol::lol::lol:

 

[bootsmckiber]

Quick,spin your mud again before it kicks,good grief man!!!
Boots:mad2: