An embarrassing moment

[gamma38]

Love it bri love it, great story told so well

 

[Ian]

Love it bri love it, great story told so well

I'm hoping there isn't a sequel tomorrow :lol:

 

[CJ]

Monday last week, after a heavy weekend, I was having a toxic start to the day. The smallest of peeps from my choccy starfish was filing the room with the foulest smell imaginable. I was in the property on my own...........or so I thought. :yikes:

Luckily for me, I had the presence of mind in removing the Sainsburys carrier bag from the stink pipe sticking out from the floor........just in case anyone returned???

After dropping another stinking botty burp.....I was coughing away to myself, when the lady of the house returned at the totally wrong moment.......and exclaimed, "bloody hell.....the drains are honking today. Never smelt them Soooo bad"

Not sure if I got away with it? But I exclaimed, "yes, they have been bad this morning" but I think my red face may have given the game away. Either that......or no arse left in my snickers.

(Sorry Bri)

 

[Ian]

It's good to share :lol:

 

[CJ]

It's good to share :lol:

Thats wot I say to the wife. Trouble is.......she feels the need to share back. :yikes:

 

[Peter]

Ever get the customers who hide all the toilet roll when they're at work? Fortunately I always carry some I the van.

 

[Ian]

No bog roll wouldn't stop me! Big wipes are useful for more than just siliconing 😉

 

[gamma38]

No bog roll wouldn't stop me! Big wipes are useful for more than just siliconing 😉

I find they can give ring sting though....

 

[Perry]

wheres Wivs when you need him lol

 

[DJS]

You can always stop off on the way to work at a McDonalds. Just go in and look at the menu like your gonna order something, and avoid eye contact with the staff. Divert to the toilet instead of the counter, and after you wash your hands, run out and don't order anything.

Known as a McTurd with Lies, but if you do order something then it's a McTurd with Fries.