An embarrassing moment

[Peter]

Ever get the customers who hide all the toilet roll when they're at work? Fortunately I always carry some I the van.

 

[Ian]

No bog roll wouldn't stop me! Big wipes are useful for more than just siliconing

 

[gamma38]

No bog roll wouldn't stop me! Big wipes are useful for more than just siliconing

I find they can give ring sting though....

 

[Perry]

wheres Wivs when you need him lol

 

[DJS]

You can always stop off on the way to work at a McDonalds. Just go in and look at the menu like your gonna order something, and avoid eye contact with the staff. Divert to the toilet instead of the counter, and after you wash your hands, run out and don't order anything.

Known as a McTurd with Lies, but if you do order something then it's a McTurd with Fries.