Apprenticeships

[Ian]

DON'T show him your rubis Brian, he'll run a mile :lol:

Brainwashing will commence in 36 hours! The word sigma will never be in his vocabulary!

 

[Ian]

Right!! .. time to play bri... DON'T forget apprentices need humiliating or is that initiating :lol:

Same difference! I think I might give him a polished porc, some 60 grit sandpaper and tell him the back of the tile needs to look like the front by the end of the day :lol: All other suggestions welcome.

 

[Stef]

Here we go, thank god im trying to source a Tomecanic!! :lol:

Thats from a Rubi Man..

 

[Ian]

Or maybe a tub of cotton buds and a detailed clean of the Dewalt :lol:

 

[Stef]

Same difference! I think I might give him a polished porc, some 60 grit sandpaper and tell him the back of the tile needs to look like the front by the end of the day :lol: All other suggestions welcome.

The best one i have seen for a while must be the guy trying to jump start the quick cut!! hilarious.

 

[Stewart]

Right!! .. time to play bri... DON'T forget apprentices need humiliating or is that initiating :lol:

Couldnt agree more, but if I wound my apprentices up the way I used to, I would get my *** sued....?


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[Ian]

The thing is, I'm really really rubbish at keeping a straight face! I'll be giggling like a girl before I've finished telling him what to do!

 

[Ian]

My lad enjoyed his 1st day, I did do something a little mean though, we pulled up a hallway carpet and underneath was a very crumbly layer of SLC that needed to be removed, I gave him a wallpaper scraper and told him to take it all up! Left him for about an hour, then got the breaker out and finished it in 10 mins!


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[Ian]

Might get him to empty a swimming pool with a tea cup later in the week :lol:

 

[Rizzle from the Portizzle]

first take them on as a labour see how you get on with them do they turn up keen every day do they do things whithout you asking do they mind working late weekends takeing on appentice is a long term comitmont but worth it with right person but not with the wrong person

 

[Gall.B]

Send him for sparks for the Grinder Bri & a packet of skyhooks!

Have you told him Friday is traditionaly naked day in the building game?