Cheesiest chat up lines

[Turkish]

Ok,we got a cheesiest jokes thread rolling and i have to admit i`ve been having a good laugh at some of them, so, how about a cheesiest chat up line???? (Only cos i need to learn a few!!!)

Here goes:

"Are you wearing mirrored knickers cos i can see myself in them!"

Works every time!.........NOT!

I hope Wivers joins in this thread, he must have some gems!:lol:

Turkish

 

[Pawelzik]

This one is for Dan.

Telephone hotline for PC problems, admin asks user: "What is on your monitor?"
User answers: "A flower vase."

 

[Dan]

Martin. That is very very cheesy. Well done.

For those that have access you can checkout this thread that's three pages long, mainly all by Raja. http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/8038-one-liners-chat-women-up.html

Though the title suggest they're lines for chatting up women, I think you'll find women can use most on men and get the same long blank face response too.

 

[enduro]

Where is Raja, has he been on lately...