Clean licence now. Have massed a few over the years though. Used to drive regular upto Scotland and down to London once a week in a former life, clocking up about 50k miles a year. That was when I had to rush around seeing customers as I covered a very large area.
Now I don't travel too far for work and take it easy on the accelerator.
One was when I had to catch a ferry from Gourock to Dunoon a regular trip for me and the ferry only went once an hour. I'd got my time and distances pretty well sussed after a few trips up from Leeds, but on one particular occasion I got stopped on the M74 without a car in sight for miles through the hills, and I got done by the vascar doing 83. Couldn't believe it.
Another time was joining the M62 during rush hour. There had been an accident on the opposite carriageway and the traffic was at a standstill. As I eventually got to the top of the sliproad I was flashed by a big arctic to let me out onto slow lane. I actually went across the white arrows at approx 2-3mph. What I didn't see was a copper the other side of the truck and when the traffic started moving he pulled over and did me for 'cross hatching'.
I had just got a 2 day old Peugeot 206GTi in black, and he was going to have me for whatever he could. He was asking me questions about the new car and wanted to know how fast it went.
I calmly replied "70, it does 70 miles per hour"
Now I don't travel too far for work and take it easy on the accelerator.
One was when I had to catch a ferry from Gourock to Dunoon a regular trip for me and the ferry only went once an hour. I'd got my time and distances pretty well sussed after a few trips up from Leeds, but on one particular occasion I got stopped on the M74 without a car in sight for miles through the hills, and I got done by the vascar doing 83. Couldn't believe it.
Another time was joining the M62 during rush hour. There had been an accident on the opposite carriageway and the traffic was at a standstill. As I eventually got to the top of the sliproad I was flashed by a big arctic to let me out onto slow lane. I actually went across the white arrows at approx 2-3mph. What I didn't see was a copper the other side of the truck and when the traffic started moving he pulled over and did me for 'cross hatching'.
I had just got a 2 day old Peugeot 206GTi in black, and he was going to have me for whatever he could. He was asking me questions about the new car and wanted to know how fast it went.
I calmly replied "70, it does 70 miles per hour"