Dogs

[Deleted member 9966]

:lol::lol::lol: you don't half pick 'em CJ...

I'm pack leader in our house, which is why our little princess pooch always sits with hubby and never with me.

 

[mikethetile]

i have one where the dog barks constantly from the moment i pull up in the van and can still hear it as i drive off

drives me nuts, ive tried everything including having the dog on my lap whilst working, couldnt work as it stopped barking and starting licking my face

i get all her work as im her dogs friend and they wouldnt dream of having anyone else in the house

xmas a large bouqet arrived, not from her, from her dog..............explain that to the missus

 

[davy583]

lol mate had a westie hanging on the back of my trousers for a day and a half last week. hard to work when the dogs like that.

to the customer KEEP YOUR DOGS OUT THE WAY LOL LOL

 

[Fred]

cj likes a good dog.................:lol:

 

[lucius]

Ive had dogs all my life at the moment a Lurcher and Terrier but i must admit all dogs bite depending on situation but when a Rotty bites you can be a problem dont like them myself.
Lucius

 

[andy-p]

talking about dogs , one tiling job the lady of the house left for something leaving me alone with the dog , couldnt believe my eyes when a wee while later when it turned the handle of the door with its paws , opened the door and legged it.... oops :lol:

 

[lucius]

Ime doing a job at the moment where the door handle is missing from the inside of the front door the previous owners took it of as the dog could open the door the problem was when the new owners moved in the door slammed and they got locked in for 4 hours, okay it was two girls and they didnt know they couldnt stick something in it and open. But the best one was on a job in the City in the 80s my mate turned up in the summer in his BMW cabriolet with hood down sandwiches in back seat come 10 am whent down to get them, sandwiches been eaten by mut who is now asleep on back seat and any attempt to move him ends up in a growl, stand of for 2 hours untill police are called the mut casualy stretches yawns and then toddles of on his own peeing on the police car as he goes.CLASS
Lucius

 

[doug boardley]

always had dogs in the family, same as with the kids, as long as they leave the tools alone we'll get on ok

 

[Spud]

Ime doing a job at the moment where the door handle is missing from the inside of the front door the previous owners took it of as the dog could open the door the problem was when the new owners moved in the door slammed and they got locked in for 4 hours, okay it was two girls and they didnt know they couldnt stick something in it and open. But the best one was on a job in the City in the 80s my mate turned up in the summer in his BMW cabriolet with hood down sandwiches in back seat come 10 am whent down to get them, sandwiches been eaten by mut who is now asleep on back seat and any attempt to move him ends up in a growl, stand of for 2 hours untill police are called the mut casualy stretches yawns and then toddles of on his own peeing on the police car as he goes.CLASS
Lucius

good one

 

[CJ]

Update.

Maisy has got used to me.......but my ar55e is still not sure :smilewinkgrin:

She still watches me like a mutt about to pounce :yikes: and at around 12 stone.....and me about 11st.......my breathing through my bum has got easier.

This afternoon at around 3pm seems to be playtime for her........so my right foot got attacked.....in a playful manner..........well. Thats wot the owner says it is :yikes:
She then took a dislike to my half bag of white addy..........and picked it up and rip a dirty great hole in it........white cement on damp garden slabs is a ***** to clean off :mad2:

She was playing at scaring the poo out of me then........:incazzato:

Then when i tried walking away........she decided that SHE had'nt finished, and my right foot got it again ffs.

Not there tomorrow.......few tiles short and they arrive on Friday :mad2:

By then she will have forgotten me and it will all have to start again.

Oh.....GG. hope you don't mind........but I will not be taking up your bet of £10 for fastest through the fence........but I had my trainers on just in case.