My wife called me a sexist pig, and accused me of being far too obsessed with football.
I said, "What makes you say that, babe?"
She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my birthday."
I said, "But to be fair, you've not kept up with the housework recently, so you were lucky it was only yellow."
I said, "What makes you say that, babe?"
She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my birthday."
I said, "But to be fair, you've not kept up with the housework recently, so you were lucky it was only yellow."
