OMG the stories i could tell....if i could remember them all.
How about the day i went to work, it was before mobile phones were around. I had to call the office so i went into a phone box which was on a car park at the Mental Hospital were we were working. While i was in there a car pulled up and the owner got out , locked the car and went away. Little did i realise the door to the phone box opened into the car park and the car had its bumper almost against the door. I was in there for an hour until they found who the car belonged to. I was dying for a pee too.