Funniest ever/naughtiest ever

[Perry]

Mark this is our Wivs
http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/9734-doctor-wivers.html

 

[Gazzer]

Working on site one day for my Dads company and we had a few other lads there too. One of the lads needed to park his van but the Glaziers van was in the way so he hopped in and moved their van himself.....unfortuantely he didnt realise that all the glass on the side of the van wasnt secured....CRASH the lot fell off and smashed.

 

[Gazzer]

Working at a Pizza parlour in Birmingham University with 3 other lads, one of them ( Mick) was a real scrounger and a keen gardener with an allotment.
On dinner break he went walk about and came back with a huge grin on his face and over his shoulder a big roll of netting that they put around scaffolding to contain the dust.
What he didnt see was a guy following him, i said to him when he arrived with his netting that the guy coming towards us was the site agent for another building firm working on site....he didnt believe me but he started to sweat as the guy got nearer. Me and the other lads were taking the P bigtime by the time this guy arrived and told him " Taking from site is called stealing" This wasnt helped by the fact we were all rolling around the van in fits of later. Mick didnt know what to say, which was a 1st for him. As it was the guy let him off but we never let Mick off.

 

[Aqua Tiling]

dont forget my other two threads

 

[Deleted member 9966]

Mark this is our Wivs
http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/9734-doctor-wivers.html

:yikes:

 

[Aqua Tiling]

:yikes:

does he deal with STD's :hurray:

 

[Gazzer]

does he deal with STD's :hurray:

Better than that, he deals them out. :smilewinkgrin:

 

[diamondtiling]

I think one of mine might have been when I was bursting for a wee and pulled over onto the hard shoulder of the M6 at 2am, I jumped in the back of the van because it was throwing it down and decided to use a bucket :yikes: Only thing was a lady police officer must have pulled up and opened the door halfway through :yikes: "when you are ready Sir" she said, Luckily for me she had a sense of humour and I went on my way.

Maybe I made her day..........:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Aqua Tiling]

lucky you werent aving a number two

 

[Aqua Tiling]

my funniest was when we were doing a total refurb, and as we were putting up a steel, ronnie, the plumber was holding the middle i had one end and some 1 had the other end,. the sparks then pulled down ronnies trouser, which he no pants on, and he couldnt do nothing as he was holding the still.

ronnie used to be the butt of every joke, i remember once, on our tea break we were all sitting on the floor of the bedroom, and as he was reading the paper i lit the bottom of it, never in my life have i seen a little fat man jump up so fast.

classic:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: