hair cut

[DHTiling]

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.



After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I
cannot
accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank
you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a bobby comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing

community service this week.'

The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you'
card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from
you. I'm
doing community service this week.'

The MP was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
MPs
lined up waiting for a free haircut.





And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

 

[united]

:lol::lol:

 

[Rad2474]

Probably be more than a dozen knowing what our trough feeders are like.

 

[nybor62]

brill and so true:lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

they'd want a free haircut and an exagerrated receipt for expenses tho':incazzato:

 

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All the above is Ellie's post, she has been asking for ages "can I type, can I type?"

I think its good advice really.


:lol:

 

[user123]

This place is addictive for a reason.... :lol: