I'd like to learn a bit of Finnish, then I could say I can get by on all 4 Scandinavian languages, but it's a weird language, get on ok with Swedish and Danish as it's similar to Norwegian. Got talkin to a Bulgarian plumber a few weeks ago who informed me he spoke the most widely spoken language in the world, so I said
Spanish? He said that wasn't the most spoken language in the world, I said it was, he said it wasn't, was ready to knock him out as I'd heard that on Q.I and I won't have anyone call Stephen Fry a liar, so I said yes, numpty,
Spanish is the most spoken language in the world. He said No No No! I speak the most spoken language in the world, Bad English! Had to give him that one...