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Anna had lost her husband almost 4 years ago. Her daughter was

constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the

world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out but didn't know anyone. Her

daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet...."

*

*Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after

dating for six weeks, he ask her to join him for a weekend away.

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*On the first night at the hotel, she undressed as he did. There she

stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties - he was in his

birthday suit.

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*Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied, "My

breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I'm

still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

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*The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black

panties and he was in his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black

condom.

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*She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom? He replied,

"I want to offer my deepest condolences...."
 

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