Indian restaurant

[poolie18]

This bloke goes into an Indian takeaway and says "Can I have a chicken tarka please"
The chap behind the counter looks a bit bemused and says "I'm very sorry sir, I don't know what that is"
"It's like a chicken tikka, only otter!"





Poolie :hang:

 

[Fekin]

:huh2:

 

[Varley]

:stupid: I don't get it either.

 

[len]

at the risk of appearing intelligent(and showing my age)....I do

 

[stumac]

i get it too i think it is an age thing

 

[DHTiling]

otter....( hotter )......no do u get it....:mad2: ..........:lol:

 

[GazTech]

// Tarka the Otter: His Joyful Water-Life and Death in the Country of the Two Rivers is a [DLMURL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novel"]novel[/DLMURL] by Henry Williamson. The book narrates the experience of an otter. It was first published in 1927 by G.P. Putnam's Sons, with an introduction by the Hon. Sir John Fortescue, K.C.V.O..

Plot summary

The plot begins with Tarka as a cub growing up in a den with his mother and siblings. As a cub, he learns how to clean himself, swim, and catch fish. When his home is attacked by hunters, he and his wild family must abandon it to flee from danger. Joining up with some other otters, the family continue to travel. At some point he loses his family and his mother forgets she even had a cub named Tarka. From now on he must fend for himself. He continues to be persecuted, and so he is constantly on the run from the hunters. In the end, as he is once again being chased by the pack of hounds, his life ends in a heroic deathmatch with the fearsome dog Deadlock, who dies with him.

 

[Rad2474]

I never seen the the film,i wasn't around in 1927 like gaz seems to have been. :lol:

 

[len]

Who said that there were no educated people on this site.:book2:

 

[Fekin]

Oh...:speechless:

 

[Perry]

have you lot been drinking :yes: ore been fishing

 

[faithhealer]

I think we had all better stick to tiling, especially poolie

 

[myhometiling]

and they say the irish r stupid

calvy...