Lowest in the pecking order

[DHTiling]

LOL, Dave!!

Couldn't resist popping downstairs ...

Yes!!!!! downstairs.. the First floor and in first in line as trades go.. thanks for admitting that.

 

[SimonG]

So this is where everyone went

 

[system3]

As long as he is shown where it is!

His mate will be showing him.

 

[DHTiling]

The only thing a tiler is good at sticking, is his finger up his bum hole.

hey what's wrong with that. :lol:.. it;s to aid us in hiding the smell of plumbers.

 

[system3]

hey what's wrong with that. :lol:.. it;s to aid us in hiding the smell of plumbers.

Maybe, but you lot are always sucking your thumb afterwards.

 

[Stef]

How many tilers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to ask the electrician where he put the light switch and the other to smash the tile off the wall (pasted over the light switch) ...

"Pasted over the light switch" When did we move to the Paper Hangers Forum??

 

[Dontknowitall]

Doh!! I block my nose to stop smells ...

 

[Dontknowitall]

"Pasted over the light switch" When did we move to the Paper Hangers Forum??

When you were promoted to a tiler?

 

[DHTiling]

Soooo, my little lapdog wet poops plumb bummers.. what reason do you think makes you top dog..?

 

[Stef]

The only thing a tiler is good at sticking, is his finger up his bum hole.

Thats where your G spot is my good looking friend. What you up too tonight SweetCheeks?? :lol:

 

[gas-man]

"Pasted over the light switch" When did we move to the Paper Hangers Forum??

would not recommend chucking tiles on the wall with wallpaper paste

 

[DHTiling]

Doh!! I block my nose to stop smells ...

AND your user name say's it all :lol:...

 

[Top Caty]

Because this is what we normally encounter!

 

[Dontknowitall]

would not recommend chucking tiles on the wall with wallpaper paste

pva is much better

 

[peteablard]

How many tilers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to ask the electrician where he put the light switch and the other to smash the tile off the wall (pasted over the light switch) ...

We normally cut a tile perfectly round it only to find the spark has put it in the wrong place.........