One Liners to chat Women up

[Raja]

Am looking to change my game plan when i am around a woman so wil tell u the type of quality wording i use.

Maybe u cud expand on it a little with ur own life experiances.

I said to a lass other nite

"Nice legs wot time do they open" :lol:

Need less to say it was not a winner with her as she walked off.

Remember another time i said to a rather large lady

"Nah then big lass where u been all me life"

She Replied

"ignoring u u pxxk"

Also tried this one my old mate who is 55 told me

" Why don't u come and sit on my lap love and we will talk about the first thing that comes up"

This also was not a chart topper with the women

Would b grateful if some of u Casanova's who now look like old vauxhall nova's could go down memory lane and share with me ur 1 liners

So i can try them when i am at work over the weekend.

Thank u in advance to every one except Wivers :lol:

 

[MICK the Tiler]

"Hi, I'm Raja could I buy you a drink"

"You seem like a very interesting person could I buy you a drink"

" What time do you get off work Could I buy you a drink"

CAN YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE ALCOHOL MUST PASS LIPS "BEFORE" Legs are open.


Or here's one for when you are really legless and just trying to jag SOMETHING.

"My face will be leaving in 15 minutes and I'd like you to be on it"

 

[wetdec]

Looking to be the worlds oldest batchelor then Raj :yes:


I have cornflakes or toast which would you prefer for breakfast

 

[tileform]

Get ya coat you've pulled...............................:yawn:

Well its worked once for me!!

 

[monty]

"Is there a mirror in your knickers...as I think I can see myself in them?"Try that one Raj mate.haha.Monty
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"F**k me if I'm wrong, but haven't I seen you here before?"

 

[DEN]

Yes, I know, chat-up lines have got a bad rep. It's not surprising really, considering the sorts of lowlife losers who are often associated with them, but sadly, the basic truth is that it's not always easy to meet people.

It used to be so much simpler in days gone by. I can't imagine that your average caveman would have ummed and ahhed before approaching that sexy cavegirl for a bit of action. Even in the '60s it was acceptable - and expected - for men to approach women with honest, open advances. But now, in the upside down, no-one-knows-who's-in-charge double-Os, approaching women in a bar is in itself seen by some as a patriarchal, creepy procedure. Most guys know that a friendly come-on is usually returned with a stare that says 'How dare you invade my personal space when I'm just trying to have a quiet drink with my friends.'
I think it's time men reclaimed the chat-up line, and to get the ball rolling, here are my top five lines for you to try. They might not help you pull. Hell, they might even get you slapped, but remember; if you don't have one drink thrown in your face every month you're doing something wrong.
1. Is that a false nose?
2. Hi! My friends call me Creepy
3. You're ugly but you intrigue me
4. I think you're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... On a Wednesday
5. It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.

 

[Raja]

Yes, I know, chat-up lines have got a bad rep. It's not surprising really, considering the sorts of lowlife losers who are often associated with them, but sadly, the basic truth is that it's not always easy to meet people.

It used to be so much simpler in days gone by. I can't imagine that your average caveman would have ummed and ahhed before approaching that sexy cavegirl for a bit of action. Even in the '60s it was acceptable - and expected - for men to approach women with honest, open advances. But now, in the upside down, no-one-knows-who's-in-charge double-Os, approaching women in a bar is in itself seen by some as a patriarchal, creepy procedure. Most guys know that a friendly come-on is usually returned with a stare that says 'How dare you invade my personal space when I'm just trying to have a quiet drink with my friends.'
I think it's time men reclaimed the chat-up line, and to get the ball rolling, here are my top five lines for you to try. They might not help you pull. Hell, they might even get you slapped, but remember; if you don't have one drink thrown in your face every month you're doing something wrong.
1. Is that a false nose?
2. Hi! My friends call me Creepy
3. You're ugly but you intrigue me
4. I think you're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... On a Wednesday
5. It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.

oh dear den and i thought mine were bad

Truth b told i have never had the guts to really try and go up to a woman and try to ask her out usually bottle it

I remember once saying to a lass

I said " can i call u Miss 999

THEN PAUSED LOOKED AT HER AND SAID

call u in emergencies only" :lol:

 

[TilingLogistics]

Before you start charging anyone to use that equipment do you want me to make sure blokes will be happy with it.

I only use ribbed condoms because of the extra traction in case you like it up the a*** as well

 

[tileform]

you could always have a night out in the Biggmarket up here

buy her a bottle of brown ale, light her *** and complement her on her tattoos....................................

never fails

 

[DEN]

I thought all door staff had girls pawing at them,a lad i used to work with does the doors,he reckoned he pulled every weekend without trying,and he looked like a rotweiller chewing a wasp..

 

[tileform]

i knew a guy who worked the doors

He only ever chatted up woman over 40 - for 3 years he never went without a woman while he was working!

Raja mate, if ye like over 40's and aint fussy - get yerself a job on the doors up here :lol:

 

[Raja]

These r some i saw on a website online

for u strugglers like me out there

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

 

[tileform]

I was out in London for a weekend and got chatting to a cockney bird

I said "your accent sounds familiar - do you have a bit of geordie in you?"

"No" she replied

Do you want some? said Moi

It worked :hurray:

 

[Raja]

I was out in London for a weekend and got chatting to a cockney bird

I said "your accent sounds familiar - do you have a bit of geordie in you?"

"No" she replied

Do you want some? said Moi

It worked :hurray:

Ha ha wil try that one very origional :lol:

Up here in yorksha only got women from Barnsley & Rotherham who struggle with complicated sentences so have to keep it simple :lol:

 

[tileform]

Fancy a F**k
Is that simple enough