One Liners to chat Women up

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try these in a very loud voice..make sure it's noisey where you are

hi...whats your pal look like?...she replies... over there why?...then you say no NOT that PAL your niiiiiiiiiiPAL......

if that doesn't work
try this one
hi...show us your wrist!! (she then shows her wrist) then you reply nooooooo not that wrist your clitter..wristttttttt ....lol

then if that doesn't work
try this one
hi....lol...here i go again...lol

hi....shows us your knee!!!!...she shows her kneee..then you say nooooooooo not that kneee your fann eeeeeeee...

let me know how you get on mate .......

Steve

p.s i have been tw*tted a few times with these lines ...so be carefull

 

[Raja]

try these in a very loud voice..make sure it's noisey where you are

hi...whats your pal look like?...she replies... over there why?...then you say no NOT that PAL your niiiiiiiiiiPAL......

if that doesn't work
try this one
hi...show us your wrist!! (she then shows her wrist) then you reply nooooooo not that wrist your clitter..wristttttttt ....lol

then if that doesn't work
try this one
hi....lol...here i go again...lol

hi....shows us your knee!!!!...she shows her kneee..then you say nooooooooo not that kneee your fann eeeeeeee...

let me know how you get on mate .......

Steve

p.s i have been tw*tted a few times with these lines ...so be carefull

Steve i like my face the way it is nothing much to look at but am happy with it

Thanks for the lines loved the knee one :lol:

 

[wivers]

Sod the chat up lines just wear a skimpy thong .. birds love all that messing about.

This is probably the best way to go for you thiough raja " Oi you get yer wooden leg over ere and giz a snog....yea i'm talking to you you old bag, who else in here has got a face like a bulldog?...thats it use yer white stik to find me.....god your ugly close up, just my type......thats a great tattoo on yer forehead i never knew you could spell bolox in so many ways........what do you mean im not good enough for ya!!!!!!!"

 

[Raja]

Wivers i did try and block u from posting but it didnt work

Thank u for ur imput :lol:

 

[devonmark]

Raja, with them chat-up lines, it's no wonder your horny..lol

try this one...get yer knickers off girl, I've got a condom to fill

Mark.

 

[Raja]

Raja, with them chat-up lines, it's no wonder your horny..lol

try this one...get yer knickers off girl, I've got a condom to fill

Mark.

Ha Ha i know realise that through this thread how much u all HATE me

With all this advice who needs enemies :lol:

 

[CLAYS TILES]

hey raja, just walk up to her & say, quit the bull fancy a shag?:hurray:

 

[IvegotsTILE]

I tried to help my mate out who wasn't having much luck with the ladies,we were in a club and I said get me a Baileys with ice,got the drink then said watch this.
Walked up to a fit bird with her mates,they looked at me as I took an ice cube out of my glass and dropped it on the floor,I then smashed it with my foot and said
"Now I've broken the ice,what are you girls having to drink?"
Came back to my mate with the fit birds phone number written down.

He said brilliant I'm gonna give it ago.He walked up to a bunch of girls,got the ice cube out of his glass,dropped it and just as he was about to stamp on it......
I walk up and boot the cube away then walk off
He's left there in front of these birds going"Now I've er erm,doesn't matter."

He's still never forgiven me for it although he did get me back once,we were out drinking all day and were in a pub at 8.00pm:17: I was chatting up a bird and doing quite well,she then said she was off to another pub so I asked for her phone number,she said yes:wink_smile: was looking round for a pen or something to right it down with but couldn't find anything,thats when my mate go's to the bird use this and right it down on his arm,then she proceeded to write her number on my arm with the COCKTAIL STICK!:whatchutalkingabout my mate had given her.It hurt but didn't want to sound like a girl plus I was merry.
I had the number which scabbed up on my arm for a month.

WOMEN!

 

[brian c]

How do you fancy going back to mine and meeting the purple headed custard chucker.....lol

 

[CLAYS TILES]

How do you fancy going back to mine and meeting the purple headed custard chucker.....lol

should we be worried about you bri, or phone the doctor to come out & see you??:lol:

 

[wivers]

You are all dirty gits!!

 

[CJ]

I take it all of you who have posted on this thread are SINGLE. :lol: :lol:

 

[peter241]

walk over give her 20 pence and walk off.
she will come over and ask whats this for?????
tell her its to call home an tell them you wont be home tonight.

 

[Raja]

Used this one last nite and got a quick snog

In a thick Yorkshire Accent out loud said

"Ah say nah then does tha fancy a bit of Eastern Promise"

All i said and won her over

Must admit she was not baywatch material

well to be honest more crimewatch material

But who cares

 

[wivers]

Used this one last nite and got a quick snog

In a thick Yorkshire Accent out loud said

"Ah say nah then does tha fancy a bit of Eastern Promise"

All i said and won her over

Must admit she was not baywatch material

well to be honest more crimewatch material

But who cares

LOL. Thats it mate stick to the crimewatch babes and you'll go far.

Follow this link for the soundest advice anyone could give you Rajabinx me old chum.

listen to it all its a great tune.
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