spank that *****

[mma]

A cat peed in the back my van and it stunk for ages! Your lucky it only scoffed your sarnies!

 

[Spare Tool]

I'd would've strangled the fur ball pmsl.

Could've coped if it'd just bin a tin of tuna but roast beef pushed me over the edge..

 

[Simon benn Leeds]

Had it mi Sen donating some dining room stuff to a friend, back doors open, get to the critical item, a circular glass dining table (classic scenario) cat dives out the back of the van... I crap mi Sen.. And..., yes i did.. And smashed my bumper in the process

 

[Archie69]

Next time leave it one of them vindaloo pot noodles!!lol