Summer joke thread...........

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They’re closing down my local scaremongers.



Ha ha, not really.
 
A Pikey girl is getting advice from mother the night before her wedding.

''Your husband will want to put his favorite thing where you wee'' she says.

After thinking a moment the girl replies,

''why would he want to put his best tarmac rake in the sink?''
 
A Man is hiding a pony in his garden for his daughters birthday.
His neighbour said you want to cover it in cheese.
Why's that said the man..

Because it's the only way to 'masc ar pone'
 
A young lad was watching his Mum make a cake. As she's mixing the ingredients in the bowl he needs to go to the toilet so he rushes off. When he comes back his Mum is just finishing spooning the mixture from the bowl into the cake tin.
"Mum, mum, can I lick the bowl?" the lad asks..
"No, pull the chain like everyone else" replies his Mum...
 

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