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Heather mills was being driven through the country lanes in her limo, and the limo hit a cow in the road, Heather said to her chauffeur get out and see if its OK, he got out and it was laying in the road and he kicked it with his foot and said i think its dead....Heather said well you hit it you had better go and find the farmer and explain and i will wait here. So off he went and four hours later he returned with a bottle of wine lipstick all over his face, clothes all ruffled up..WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, and what happened to you she shouted.....Well said the chauffeur i found the farmer...And the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife kissed me and the daughter made love to me...What the hell did you tell them she said, well he said i told them IM HEATHER MILLS CHAUFFEUR AND I HAVE KILLED THE COW.......:lol:
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