What is one slurping tonight.

[Dougs Third Go]

ha ha, last comment of mine reminds me of my first job in Scotland for my friend, this is thread related. I was up there off and on for a few months with weekend breaks but he and his wife fancied 10 days skiing holiday and were wondering what to do with their 3 cocker spaniels, I said that I'll look after them and carry on working whilst you're away. Problem solved. No harm came to the dogs I hasten to add, but Steve made the fatal error of saying "You know where the wine is:yikes:"
Well, after a day or two I helped myself to a bottle as instructed, a couple of days later another etc etc for 10 days.......the thing is...I thought he couldn't like those dusty old bottles at the back, apparently the ones he was saving for special anniversaries and celebrations...oops!

 

[strummerman]

this wot happens when i get let out for the nite [video=youtube;lUZ7FrYCz3M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUZ7FrYCz3M[/video]

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Mike, last time I went out was to see Damned, I got evicted after 3 songs...somebody spilled a pint over sound desk and coked up sound guy started kicking off at anyone and everyone near him....that's when I got asked to leave the room even though the bouncers found out it wasn't me that put him on his back, did have a good night though catching up with my old best mate from school that I'd not seen for 20 years,,,finally rolled in when the birds were singing

 

[strummerman]

crackin nite doug been to durham every year but this was by far the best penetration uk subs sham 69 buzzcocks but they just a blur or was it the granny that had her hand were it shouldnt av been :yikes:

 

[DHTiling]

granny with and on ****, tell us more bro :lol:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

crackin nite doug been to durham every year but this was by far the best penetration uk subs sham 69 buzzcocks but they just a blur or was it the granny that had her hand were it shouldnt av been :yikes:

so the Mrs enjoyed it too Mike? :lol:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Mrs Doug actually had 2 and a half bottles in the fridge...well you can't leave a half bottle can you, can you?:8:

 

[DHTiling]

certainly not :lol:

 

[strummerman]

[/B][/I]so the Mrs enjoyed it too Mike? :lol:[/QUOT

if you ask bruv i dont take the mrs to places like that strange poeple thats why i go . must admit very nice :lol:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Get some pics mate...

Are the lads going with ya..?

forgot the pic, got a small 5lb grilse, but river needs a flood to get some fish up, never seen it so barren of fish for this time of year

 

[DHTiling]

Ah we'll, did the pooch get owt?

 

[Dougs Third Go]

couldn't take her Dave, it's a syndicate stretch that I started on today and no dogs are allowed. I'm not a member of syndicate (Prince Albert) but farmer kept a permit for me and him, but taking her out bunny bopping tomorrow, funnily enough just been looking at .22 hunting rifles on't web, any you can recommend?

 

[John Benton]

Not quite a .22 and you won't be able to make a stew out of the victim :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

Gas or springer doug ?

 

[White Room]

I have a BSA superten .22 which serves my purpose and can have spare oxygen cylinders which screw in to the rifle....or theres always the shotgun