what to get the wife for xmas..

[John Benton]

fed up with everyyear what present to buy wife
I will sort this out once for all
I will get my self muslim wife next year
problem solved no more crimbo presents:hurray:

Don't buy her a belt :lol:

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Sorry I made a mistake in my last but one post, when I said if I get a tax rebate I would get Julie a new ironing board, I meant ironing board cover, in the same material as the oven gloves. I brought my own ironing board with me when I moved in with Julie. Oh begger Julie has just come in, looking over my shoulder. I hope you all take this post as a wind up, as it was meant to be. I apologise to anyone who thought I was serious. After all these Ironing boards don't come cheap. Happy christmas shopping.:lol:

 

[Andy Allen]

well, i still dont know what to get her, made loads of suggestions, sigma 2G, dewalt wet cutter, new battery drill, spirt levels......

just have to be slippers and smellys again...lol

 

[Bubblecraft]

I'm in the same boat. No idea what to get her. Most of the above she already has. iPad, iPhone etc. I'll think of something

 

[Daveshadowman]

Her in doors wants a pandora went to price one up braclet and 3 nice charms £215 and looks like nothing I ask if she wanted some new golf clubs instead ( not that she play )

 

[Pebbs]

I have never laughed so much in a long time

Your sick the lot of you!

My ex got me a set of saucepans one Christmas so I could cook for his family of 14 more easily....that is one of the reasons he's my ex.

Pebbs

 

[enduro]

My wife wanted a fur coat made from real animal skin..So i got her a Donkey Jacket!

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My wife wanted a fur coat made from real animal skin..So i got her a Donkey Jacket!

 

[DTile]

Just before Christmas last year, SWMBO was quite offish with me, muttering about me not giving any thought to what she'd like. In fairness, I had nearly forgotten her birthday, and completely missed our anniversary earlier.
Well, she found me on the net late the night before Xmas eve.
"What you looking at?"
"Just checking the details of the cheap flights I found last week," I said.
Well, I could hardly believe what happened next. She almost dragged me upstairs, and, well - it was just amazing!
I asked what suddenly made her so passionate again.
"You daft thing! Secretly booking a holiday to surprise me, and me thinking you weren't bothering to do anything!"
To be honest, I dared not admit I'd actually just ordered a new set of darts.
So I was skint for half the year after grabbing the only tickets and Paris hotel room left the weekend after Christmas.

 

[Dougs Third Go]

I have never laughed so much in a long time

Your sick the lot of you!

My ex got me a set of saucepans one Christmas so I could cook for his family of 14 more easily....that is one of the reasons he's my ex.

Pebbs

should he have got you 2 sets Lynn?

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Got Lou a samsung galaxy tab 2,, think I'm in good books

 

[DHTiling]

Crawler

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Crawler

well she does work nearly as hard as me:lol:

 

[DHTiling]

Thats better..Nearly

 

[Ajax123]

My mrs was cleaning the laminate floors we got and I thought it looked like hard work so I offered to bouy her a floor polisher for Christmas...... I guess she will tell me whether or not she wants one when she starts speaking to me again...

 

[John Benton]

My wife said she wanted something chocolatey and something silky for Xmas - So I've got her a tin of brown paint !!!!

 

[Dougs Third Go]

 

[John Benton]

I'll get her a brush as well then :lol:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

I love meme generator,,,,imagine the fun you could have with trolls lol!

 

[Bubblecraft]

 

[Dougs Third Go]

 

[DHTiling]

 

[Dougs Third Go]

 

[enduro]

What to stir the paint with!!

 

[Dougs Third Go]

What to stir the paint with!!

No Andrew, apparently things aint what they used to be since the spin cycle stopped working on the washing machine..