what to get the wife for xmas..

[Pebbs]

I have never laughed so much in a long time

Your sick the lot of you!

My ex got me a set of saucepans one Christmas so I could cook for his family of 14 more easily....that is one of the reasons he's my ex.

Pebbs

 

[enduro]

My wife wanted a fur coat made from real animal skin..So i got her a Donkey Jacket!

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My wife wanted a fur coat made from real animal skin..So i got her a Donkey Jacket!

 

[DTile]

Just before Christmas last year, SWMBO was quite offish with me, muttering about me not giving any thought to what she'd like. In fairness, I had nearly forgotten her birthday, and completely missed our anniversary earlier.
Well, she found me on the net late the night before Xmas eve.
"What you looking at?"
"Just checking the details of the cheap flights I found last week," I said.
Well, I could hardly believe what happened next. She almost dragged me upstairs, and, well - it was just amazing!
I asked what suddenly made her so passionate again.
"You daft thing! Secretly booking a holiday to surprise me, and me thinking you weren't bothering to do anything!"
To be honest, I dared not admit I'd actually just ordered a new set of darts.
So I was skint for half the year after grabbing the only tickets and Paris hotel room left the weekend after Christmas.

 

[Dougs Third Go]

I have never laughed so much in a long time

Your sick the lot of you!

My ex got me a set of saucepans one Christmas so I could cook for his family of 14 more easily....that is one of the reasons he's my ex.

Pebbs

should he have got you 2 sets Lynn?

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Got Lou a samsung galaxy tab 2,, think I'm in good books

 

[DHTiling]

Crawler 🙂

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Crawler 🙂

well she does work nearly as hard as me:lol:

 

[DHTiling]

Thats better..Nearly 🙂🙂🙂

 

[Ajax123]

My mrs was cleaning the laminate floors we got and I thought it looked like hard work so I offered to bouy her a floor polisher for Christmas...... I guess she will tell me whether or not she wants one when she starts speaking to me again...

 

[John Benton]

My wife said she wanted something chocolatey and something silky for Xmas - So I've got her a tin of brown paint !!!!