What you up to this week.?

[Spud]

Anything nice..?..:smilewinkgrin:

External paving indoors for me.. :dizzy2: over UFH.. 900x600/600x600/600x400 strip pattern.

mind your back, got some heavy stone there

 

[DHTiling]

mind your back, got some heavy stone there

Tell me about it.... those 900's are beasts..

 

[user123]

Going to have dinner now, but I'll post a story afterward, and it's for you, Dave, so look out for it later, - this is said in my best French-Hungarian-German Matron speak
I shall sayy seez only onse... :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

hey up!! the Mad woman is going to tell me off.:lol:

 

[user123]

Alright, here we go:

A student monk sits crosslegged on a hilltop, in the sunshine, meditating very hard, when a peasant woman passes by and says to him: "Be careful, there is a herd of bulls way back coming your way." Student monk says, "Thank you, kind lady, but God will protect me." The woman smiles and walks on.

A few minutes later a shepard passes by, sees the student monk meditating, rests on his walking stick and says softly but firmly to the young monk: "Be careful, there is a herd of bulls way back coming your way." Student monk says, "Thank you, kind old man, but God will protect me." The shepherd smiles, nods, and walks on.

A few minutes later some children come running up the hill, waving their arms and call to him: "Be careful, there is a herd of bulls coming your way!"
Student monk calls back "Thank you, kind children, but God will protect me." The children shrug their shoulders and run on.

The student monk settles back into his meditation, and hears the rumble and thunder of a thousand hooves closing in on him. Before he can get up from his position the herd of bulls has reached him and they run, without stopping, around and on top of him, set on their course. When they have passed, the student monk lays there, on the ground, shocked, hurt, bewildered, with a very bruised body as much as a bruised ego. In desperation he calls out to God: "I was meditating, doing my spiritual duty, WHY, oh WHY didn't you save me??!!"
And a voice booms from above, shaking the ground almost as much as the herd of bulls had done, and says: "What do you mean, I did not save you??!! I sent three lots of people to warn you!!"

That'll be Ed, Gary and me then...

 

[DHTiling]

Nag nag nag nag..:lol:

 

[user123]

Yep

 

[doug boardley]

just doing a kitchen splashie this week, then doing my accounts (hopefully get them completed) then taking caravan off for weekend on friday.

 

[DHTiling]

where you off to Doug.?

 

[hillhead]

I'v worked a 6 day week, a 5 and a half day week last and this week i have one a half booked in !!
Not good.
Next week i have a 65m2 trav floor to lay so the levelling of it is included for this week.
Work very up and down lately and would need to pick up again asap.

 

[doug boardley]

over to west coast of lake district Dave, waberthwaite. We were there a few weeks ago and really liked it, and only £9.00 a night including leccy

 

[DHTiling]

That is a cracking price Doug..

 

[doug boardley]

kids love it too, there's muncaster castle a couple of miles away and ravenglass-eskdale "laal ratty" train about 8 miles uproad.

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

I had an audience today, two rhinos, two warthogs, and a family of mongooses (mongeese) ,( mongi? ) I am working at Chester Zoo

 

[DHTiling]

It's just a change of scenery that helps ain't it.. had some good nights away when we had a tourer..