Why me!!

[monty]

Funny as **** mate...hahhahahahahahaha:joker:

 

[devonmark]

hilarious mate....

 

[TJ Smiler]

I get jealous thinking about your hand down someone elses poo pipe!!!!

TJ

 

[mikethetile]

I get jealous thinking about your hand down someone elses poo pipe!!!!

TJ

at least its not up someones poo flue


youve got me in stitches wivs mate

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Derry]

:lol::lol::lol:
its not so much what happens to you, its the way you tell them mate!!!!

hysterical reading :hurray:

 

[lawrenso]

Anybody remember Mike Harding. Had a brilliant joke about being caught short on the way home from the Pub.

Jumped into a garden, dropped his pants and done the job. Stood up - turned round to look - and it had disapeared!!

Still dumfounded - the next day he went walking up there to find the owner of the house out the front and strikes up a conversation with him. The owner told him he had decided to move because the neighbourhood was going down hill - last night somebody s4!t on the tortoise........

We used to know somebody who done driving in Saudi - long roads with no services. Stopped his lorry to do one at the side of the road - dropped his boiler suit he was wearing - crouched down - when finished pulled his suit back up and shrugged it on - and slap - right on the back of his head!!! with a few hundred miles to go before any washing facilities!!

Steve

 

[stevee]

nice one mate ,:hurray:i dont get caught anymore, black bucket in the van, sssoooooooorrrrtted,

 

[bassman]

not a good day cheered me up no end.........Dave always seems to ask for pictures "send us your pics we like pictures" i think it goes.....just a thought??!!!

 

[DHTiling]

The old ones are the best..:lol: :lol:

 

[enduro]

Remember the tree someone was trying to kill...cant remember who it was but it was funny at the time.

 

[DHTiling]

it was ... con... something..?

 

[wivers]

That was a quality post it went on for ages.