Why me!!

[CJ]

Got my arse well trained..............first thing after my Shreddies..............up I go. Bombs away

But i did come a cropper once in a customers house.

She was a driving instructor, and lived on her own.........the whole house was a building site and there was no lavvy door.

Picture the scene....

Terraced house...Stairs just inside front door...........bog at the top of the stairs.....facing out.

I had the same rumblings as described so well by wivers. Also a similar smell.

I was praying she would bugger off

Anyway..........eventually she did, so down come the strides..........and bombs away............half way through me daily paper..........I heard the door open downstairs...........

Before I could move. The front door opened and in she came.........looked up at me, she must have just seen my head and bare knees. She must have know I was in mid dump.

All she said was..........."having fun....I forgot my diary"..........and grabbed her book and shot out of the door again.

I never had time to move.............:whatchutalkingabout :whatchutalkingabout

 

[eyebeetiling]

But were you having fun???

 

[Perry]

Wivs why you ? and you don`t know :mad2:

 

[wivers]

lol cj

 

[Ric]

i once p****d myself infront of a customer, which is quite ironic as she was in her 80's

i was cleaning a bin room in a block of flats that i clean and needed a pee, so took one into the drain in the middle of the room, when the dooor started opening, so i had to get it back in its pouch just before this old lady came in asking if i could get the lid off her jar!!! it was shortly after i realised i had not stopped peeing!!!

 

[Andy S tile]

Funniest thread i,ve ever read on any forum site. Quality!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[GazTech]

You really need to write a book wivers....lol

 

[Dirrty]

You really need to write a book wivers....lol

If he did Gaz at least he would have something to wipe his ar*e on

 

[sWe]

While we're on the subject of little accidents... Dog owners -> Link

WARNING, it's a bit disgusting :rofl:

 

[ryanbrown]

Think yourself lucky the bathroom had a door! lol
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I'm planning on converting the back of my van into a camper van, so I can have my own sink/cooking facilities and compost toilet on the move.
I can also drive off and sit at a table at lunch as well and not be bothered.

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Thats my boy :joker:

 

[joe kelly]

ffs wivers! ive got tears in me eyes, pack the tiling in and get on the stage or tele, im bad with the laughing:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[DEN]

you could make your own movies confessions of a proffesional tiler you wuld be worth a fortune noone needs to see a shrink for depression or any mental illness just log on to tilersforums and look at your posts ahhh mental parity restored ive ran out of thread my sides are still split you barmpot:lol: :lol:

 

[Northern Bird]

Our kid used the loo before being plumbed in when he was 2 and didnt tell anyone. Imagine our surprise when we came to move it.

And you know how stinky kids can be!

 

[daj5451]

Classic 1 wivers,have tears in my eyes after reading your post:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dunc