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doug boardley
Bad news folks the wife packed her bags and left me last night.Im gutted she reckons i think more of football than her,its a shame really cos we have been together for fourteen seasons!:lol::lol::lol:
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nice one doug.:lol::lol:
my wife says i like rugby more than her......and she knows i really hate rugby.
my wife says i like rugby more than her......and she knows i really hate rugby.
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i had a wet dream about my wife last night.......
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she got hit by bus and i ****ed myself laughing
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
