You know you are getting old when ...................?

[jacker]

after you have scrolled 3 times and enlarged the screen...you still reach for your glasses to read it.

 

[Rookery]

When you spend every night on TF rather than down the pub!

Now now, we know you're on TF while you're down the pub :lol: :8:

 

[jlktiling]

Doctors & Policemen look younger than you.

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when you bend over to pick something up, you look for something else to pick up whilst your down there.

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every fart is a gamble?

 

[Brian the Tile]

thats a cracker jktiling

 

[CJ]

You make iffy noises when bending down.......and getting up takes longer.

 

[Dougs Third Go]

...when your wife won't let you out in light coloured trousers anymore..

 

[enduro]

You're still chasing women but can't remember why.

 

[beanz]

I feel pretty miserable.... Every post i read in this thread reminds me of me! I've come to the conclusion that i AM old!!! :frown5:

 

[enduro]

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

you Add to this list :smilewinkgrin: because you have been there lol :hurray:

 

[Fliselege]

Knew I was reaching the top of the hill when I started to favour Terry Wogan on R2 over Street Boy & Bambam on KISS100 on the way to work

 

[strummerman]

when you say lino instead of cusion floor

 

[Time's Ran Out]

You know your getting old
-when your son is 30!
-you use a shoe horn to put your shoes on
-it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night (or so I'am told - yet another old age problem - memory)
-you order your first pair of bi focal glasses
-you wonder when next you will be wearing your black suit
-you find it easy to compile lists!!!!!!!

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

You know you are getting old when....

All above, but as it is my Birthday today, I am allowed to say things to my 2yr old Grandaughter like " if you fall off that wall, and break both your legs, don't come running to me":lol:

 

[Andy Allen]

you know your getting old.....

when you buy a new pair of trainers, and keep the old pair, because 'they will be good for the gardening'...

 

[DHTiling]

You know your getting old when.....

Hair starts growing our ya ears :lol:

 

[Fliselege]

You know your getting old when.....

Hair starts growing our ya ears :lol:

It's when they go grey you know you're old

 

[Tony73]

It's when they go grey you know you're old

i don't have a single grey hair :hurray:

 

[beanz]

i don't have a single grey hair :hurray:

Just for men?

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

i don't have a single grey hair :hurray:

I know a few bald men like that:lol:

 

[jonnyc]

When your best mate said he visited the mayan ruins with you and you don't recall this at all. We know we were in Mexico together at the time we arguing about.I blame it on the Oaxaca walkabout and the mescal.

 

[Dan]

.... you notice yourself saying oooooooooaaaa as you strain yourself to get out of a car.

.... you don't need to turn on the light to find your way to the bathroom at night, because you've done it so much already.

 

[Rookery]

You know you're getting old................ when you read the funeral notices in the local paper every week.

 

[White Room]

You know you're getting old................ when you read the funeral notices in the local paper every week.

That is so true.....

 

[strummerman]

you know you are getting old now because tilers go on about substrates etc :lol: