You know you are getting old when ...................?

[Dougs Third Go]

...when your wife won't let you out in light coloured trousers anymore..

 

[enduro]

You're still chasing women but can't remember why.

 

[beanz]

I feel pretty miserable.... Every post i read in this thread reminds me of me! I've come to the conclusion that i AM old!!! :frown5:

 

[enduro]

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

you Add to this list :smilewinkgrin: because you have been there lol :hurray:

 

[Fliselege]

Knew I was reaching the top of the hill when I started to favour Terry Wogan on R2 over Street Boy & Bambam on KISS100 on the way to work

 

[strummerman]

when you say lino instead of cusion floor

 

[Time's Ran Out]

You know your getting old
-when your son is 30!
-you use a shoe horn to put your shoes on
-it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night (or so I'am told - yet another old age problem - memory)
-you order your first pair of bi focal glasses
-you wonder when next you will be wearing your black suit
-you find it easy to compile lists!!!!!!!

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

You know you are getting old when....

All above, but as it is my Birthday today, I am allowed to say things to my 2yr old Grandaughter like " if you fall off that wall, and break both your legs, don't come running to me":lol:

 

[Andy Allen]

you know your getting old.....

when you buy a new pair of trainers, and keep the old pair, because 'they will be good for the gardening'...