Lmao..... cough cough....sorry.
Dear worried of lancashire, this is a very very serious problem indeed!!!!
Such emotional situations like this need to be dealt with very carefully.
I can't even begin to understand the strain your mind must be going through, all those sleepless nights worrying wether you will make it through, will you be torn apart, .......will you ever straddle that curvey body and feel her full force as you ride her to heaven and back!!!???? Of course you must be a bit anxious about what your mrs is up to as well.
My advice is to take her into a Harley Garage at once. Spend as much on getting the problem fixed as you can spare, and buy yourself a new toy to take your mind off of the whole horrible situation. With problems as serious as these you have to act fast or you risk losing her all together!
As for the problem with your wife i would recomend trying to put it to the back of your mind for a while, let it deal with itself. Its all probably totally inocent and she wll be back under your feet and bothering your quite forum filled nights in all over again very soon.
Just make sure when she leaves for the night out there's a microwave meal on the go and she's put the cat out, after all you have so much more to deal with now.
Hope this helps
Auntie wivers :wink_smile: