Euro 2016

[Italy]

So i got two tickets to the final of Euro 2016, but just realised its on my wedding day, anyone want to go pm me....







Oh she's called julie and its two o'clock at Higham St. John's Church 🙂


Nicked that off Steve Wright but for anyone that doesn't listen to radio two thought I'd share, cuz nearly fell off the stepladders laughing when i heard it 🙂

sorry andy. I do not understand. if you look for. a person. replacing you. for the wedding. or for the final. explain better ............

 

[Dan]

sorry andy. I do not understand. if you look for. a person. replacing you. for the wedding. or for the final. explain better ............

haha - I'm guessing he wants to palm his tickets off for the football, not the wedding. 🙂

 

[Spare Tool]

sorry andy. I do not understand. if you look for. a person. replacing you. for the wedding. or for the final. explain better ............

Its a joke Antonio, I'm not getting married...ever 😉

 

[Italy]

Its a joke Antonio, I'm not getting married...ever 😉

 

[Just Rizzle]

husband "ime going down the pub to watch the match get your coat on."
wife "am I coming?"
husband" no I'm turning the heating off"

 

[Just Rizzle]

Its a joke Antonio, I'm not getting married...ever 😉

hes in love with his fish 😉

 

[Spare Tool]

hes in love with his fish 😉

Haha, can you see it in my eye's Ray, back down Norfolk next week for a 7 day 196 hour fishing marathon 🙂 bugger the football 😉

 

[Just Rizzle]

Haha, can you see it in my eye's Ray, back down Norfolk next week for a 7 day 196 hour fishing marathon 🙂 bugger the football 😉

as long as you don't do it to the fish😵

 

[Spare Tool]

as long as you don't do it to the fish😵

That's why the misses is coming 😉
Erm well off topic Raymond 🙂

 

[Just Rizzle]

burglar breaks into a house wile the owners are out at the pub watching the euro.
he picks up the dvd player and here's a voice behind
" JESUS is watching you".
scared he freezes ,listening intensely . after a while he puts it down to his imagination and reaches for the dvd again .
" JESUS is watching you" says the voice again. the burglar spooked swings round, and sees a parrot in the corner of the room in a cage
"DID YOU SAY THAT " asks the intruder
"I did" says the parrott
"but I'm only trying to warn you"
"you warn me" scoffed the burglar "and who the hell are you to warn me"
"mosses" said the parrot
"and who the hell calls there parot MOSES"
The parrot squacked then said


" THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO CALLS THEIR ROTTWEILER JESUS"🙂