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[wivers]

Roger that.

 

[tjsmiler]

Swift and bold......... Green Jacket mate?? what Bat

Swift and Bold was our motto..... I would've been very swift but not so bold🙂

 

[tjsmiler]

I did a shower cubicle for a couple of gays a short while ago..... tiny tiny cubicle, when i finnished the job i noticed that some of my grout and stuff had fallen down the plug hole.

Without giving it to much thought i just put my fingers down the plughole to clear it out. While my fingers were down there i started to think of them both having a shower in here and what they may have got upto which of course led my thought chain to what muck must of gone down this hole that i got my fingers. My next thought had me wretching as i thought of all the MAN JAM that had probably passed through it and the traces that may still be there and how much of that was now on my fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I spent about the next hour scrubbing my hands over and over again and about the next week not wanting to hold my sandwiches in my right hand.

 

[Dan]

I did a shower cubicle for a couple of gays a short while ago..... tiny tiny cubicle, when i finnished the job i noticed that some of my grout and stuff had fallen down the plug hole.

Without giving it to much thought i just put my fingers down the plughole to clear it out. While my fingers were down there i started to think of them both having a shower in here and what they may have got upto which of course led my thought chain to what muck must of gone down this hole that i got my fingers. My next thought had me wretching as i thought of all the MAN JAM that had probably passed through it and the traces that may still be there and how much of that was now on my fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I spent about the next hour scrubbing my hands over and over again and about the next week not wanting to hold my sandwiches in my right hand.

What a story :laugh:

 

[wivers]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Well i won't be shaking hands wiv u mate when we go for a lager. 🙂

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Just had my tea,read the last few posts and now think ts coming back up:icon9:

 

[CON5933]

Swift and bold......... Green Jacket mate?? what Bat

2nd mate, left in 86 when I still had hair and less of a stomach🙂

 

[GazTech]

Believe me, i'll be taking my level with me to every quote from now on, just saw it was a brand new kitchen and ASSUMED it would be level, assumed being the problem.

Never ASSUME,it can make an *** out of U and ME!🙁

 

[GazTech]

Never keen on dogs myself,been bit by a few.But I sh*t you not,a good number of years ago,I was working with a joiner,plying out to tile a kitchen floor.The customers yappy around your ankles pain in the arse jack russell was left in the next room to calm down when they went to work,yap yap yap yap yap ,we just turned the radio up and carried on.We forgot about this dog until the joiner opened the door to measure for the board in the doorway (clawhammer in hand) the animal made a lunge for him and instinctively he swiped at it,catching it clean as a whistle on the top of its head.He placed its dead body in a bin liner,emptied everything out of the next doors wheelie bin,and dumped it at the bottom and covered up.When the customer came home ,he claimed that it had ran past him,out through the back door and away.Not only had he murdered their ' PATCH' but he rubbed it in by saying he'd been out trying to catch it for an hour and was behind on the job!!! dogs hate em! ( but felt sorry for this one)

 

[surflaur]

Never keen on dogs myself,been bit by a few.But I sh*t you not,a good number of years ago,I was working with a joiner,plying out to tile a kitchen floor.The customers yappy around your ankles pain in the arse jack russell was left in the next room to calm down when they went to work,yap yap yap yap yap ,we just turned the radio up and carried on.We forgot about this dog until the joiner opened the door to measure for the board in the doorway (clawhammer in hand) the animal made a lunge for him and instinctively he swiped at it,catching it clean as a whistle on the top of its head.He placed its dead body in a bin liner,emptied everything out of the next doors wheelie bin,and dumped it at the bottom and covered up.When the customer came home ,he claimed that it had ran past him,out through the back door and away.Not only had he murdered their ' PATCH' but he rubbed it in by saying he'd been out trying to catch it for an hour and was behind on the job!!! dogs hate em! ( but felt sorry for this one)

Superb story, still clearing the water from my eyes from laughing!