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[wivers]

I gotta move to Bolton!

 

[Concept PHT]

Had the cahnce a few times but they were mingers - my standards have gone up a fraction since leaving the army.... lol

 

[Leanne]

ha if a customer came on2 youz what would youz do? would youz say no n risk losing the job? ***

 

[Concept PHT]

Depends what they look like - if they were mingers, I would pass them on to my mates from the gym. Win-Win

 

[Concept PHT]

What would you do Leanne? Hmmm?

 

[Leanne]

depends on how big the job was hehe **blushes** haha no im asking the questions not answering them lol

 

[Concept PHT]

He offered a 4 inch tile to sort the job out - what about that then? lol
<Getting out of my depth> lol

 

[CON5933]

I can guarantee most blokes if honest would s**t themselves..... get the job done...get outa there...

 

[Leanne]

4 inch? lol ***

 

[Concept PHT]

Could squeeze a bit more with a 5 mil grout line. Is that big enough? Ha Ha HA

 

[Leanne]

haha i think weve kinda got off the subject! bac to jobs yous hate lol ***

 

[Concept PHT]

Thats not me im talking about - hypothetical question!!

Anyway, I hate using tiles that say they are 30 x 30 but are infact cheap kosovan imports and measure 29.4 x 29.7. Completely ruin the job.

 

[CON5933]

:angel_smile: I was on a bathroom job, the lady of the house was very... no VERY.. well proportioned up top.. (NO she didn't have a big head)
The house was in s**t state, I had to carry everythin thru the house to the back yard, she had a 'utility' room at the back with all her washing hanging up on lines, as I was carryin a sink thru the room, I had to dodge the washing.... ducking beneath the line I stood up too early and a 'cup' off her bra was on my head..... it was bigger than any hat I have... that's when I heard the discreet cough behind me.

I can safely say that nothing untoward happened but should she have made any approach I was suitably intimidated enough to have ran out of the house

 

[Leanne]

haha thats class

 

[Concept PHT]

Stay low move fast - a classic for that scenario mate

 

[CON5933]

Stay low move fast - a classic for that scenario mate

Swift and Bold was our motto..... I would've been very swift but not so bold

 

[Concept PHT]

lol

U ever played naked bar in the naafi or out on the town?

 

[CON5933]

Culminating in a round of 'Zulu Warrior' and the dance of the flaming ****'oles

but it doesn't make me a bad person

 

[L & R CERAMICS]

Could squeeze a bit more with a 5 mil grout line. Is that big enough? Ha Ha HA

what you upto pht

 

[wivers]

They've turned my thread into.. a ...a... " SEXY CHAT ROOM!!!!!!"

 

[Leanne]

haha i think weve kinda got off the subject! bac to jobs yous hate lol ***

Wivers I tried to get them back on to the propa subject but they ganged up on me hehe ***

 

[wivers]

No problem mate. This is far more interesting.

 

[Leanne]

haha thats ok then ***

 

[wivers]

Although i do feel 4 inches is far to large ...... for a tile :S

 

[Leanne]

so have you ever played the naked bar game then? ***