Hate's

[wivers]

Erm.... does that involve an empty pint glass and a slack manhood?

 

[Leatherface]

Back to hates -

Dirty houses - went to look at a job 2 weeks ago - turned it down.
Had to wipe my feet when I went out. House stunk of cats, p**s & s**t. There is no way I will work in a house like that for any money - even if the wife looks like Pamela Anderson & offers me a ******** .... ( well maybe then !! :wink_smile: )

 

[Leanne]

a hadnt heard of it till last nite Concept PHT plays it lol you and your mate have 2 stand at the bar and drop your pants lol the 1st 1 2 bottle it buys the drinks!!! ***

 

[wivers]

well thats fine, but what if your in the Blue Oyster?!!!

 

[Leanne]

Blue Oyster?

 

[wivers]

Don't tell me u've never seen Police Accademy. They go into a gay bar called the Blue Oyster.

 

[epoxy pete]

smelly houses are the pits for sure...dont do council house re furbs anymore ... where they are living in the houses...you have to do the washing up before you tile the kitchen usually...full of **** everywhere!!!!!!!lol

 

[wivers]

I must say i hate working in houses with cats as i'm allergic to them badly. Plus the last one ate my damn sandwiches when i left them on the bath, the little git !

 

[clmcg123]

:wub: been on a job 4 3/4 dys and not been offered even a measly drink and the worst customers have been people ive known."if you want a cuppa just go downstairs and help yourself"..yes mate,cant wait to stop in the middle of a job,shoes off,wash hands,downstairs,make a cuppa and watch you 2 lazy gets watching telly.no thanks! rather dehydrate.also hate it when iv already qouted a job,then ive found out that some tiles are 297mm and some are 300mm-nightmare!!told customer and he sed just do wot you can.i should of sed ye,im charging you extra but i didnt.what does anyone else do when you realise youv undercharged youself?:wub:

 

[guy1976]

went to price a job on a new build a one million pound house and he wanted the down stairs shower room retiled coz he didnt like original tiles. when i got there he said can you go round the back and climb in through the window to measure up because i dont like strangers walking through the house so i says you go open the window and i will come round back once he shut the front door i got in my van and drove off , what a prick

 

[vince1]

HAHAHAHAHA guy1976 that is so funny mate you have made my eyes water that was so funny class just class

 

[vince1]

OOOOoooo had to read that again mate soooooo funny

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Guy1976 thats just put a massive smile on my face,the div

 

[Leanne]

went to price a job on a new build a one million pound house and he wanted the down stairs shower room retiled coz he didnt like original tiles. when i got there he said can you go round the back and climb in through the window to measure up because i dont like strangers walking through the house so i says you go open the window and i will come round back once he shut the front door i got in my van and drove off , what a prick

haha bless ya where abouts was that?

 

[M D HUGHES]

Cleaning my tools, especially when I have to take them home to do so, as my black bin has started to show signs of stress and lack of volume compared to a while ago!

 

[Leatherface]

Talking about customers who are not so "hospitable" -
Did a job end of Nov last year - barn in the middle of nowhere, 15 mins drive from nearest shops. Was a kitchen floor, job had run over because of Kitchen companyand customer - ( moving island unit in middle of job ). Got to Friday and customer had visitors coming next day. I arrived at 07:30 am - said I would stay to finish & grout. Still there at 8:30pm - told customer I was going out for sandwich. When I got back, 15 mins later they had chinese takeaway delivered :icon8: F***IN SELFISH C***

Anyway, I stayed till 10pm to finish, but never again. They could at least offered, I would have paid for my own. :icon8:

 

[M D HUGHES]

Shocking mate, no one ever eats a full chinese takeaway to themselves niether, tut tut!

 

[Leatherface]

Oh and they were Lesbians as well - not that I have anything angainst them ( would love to be one ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[guy1976]

did a job today bathroom floor today in a house had to take old tiles and ply off floor and had to reply and fit tiles ect . couple of lads lived there thought nowt of it and kept putting old tiles in wheelie bin outside every time my bucket was full and after the very last load was walking back across garden watching roofers on next doors roof not looking where i was going and walked into washing line and a pair of boxers came off and covered my face roofers were pi$$ing themselves any way go back into house and pop my head into living room to say i was going to get more ply for floor.they were sitting there arms round each other watching jeremy kyle with a cat each on their laps (wondered why roofers were laughing so much could still hear them laughing 3 hours later)

 

[Leatherface]

Bet you sniffed those boxers though !!!! LOL

 

[M D HUGHES]

did a job today bathroom floor today in a house had to take old tiles and ply off floor and had to reply and fit tiles ect . couple of lads lived there thought nowt of it and kept putting old tiles in wheelie bin outside every time my bucket was full and after the very last load was walking back across garden watching roofers on next doors roof not looking where i was going and walked into washing line and a pair of boxers came off and covered my face roofers were pi$$ing themselves any way go back into house and pop my head into living room to say i was going to get more ply for floor.they were sitting there arms round each other watching jeremy kyle with a cat each on their laps (wondered why roofers were laughing so much could still hear them laughing 3 hours later)

Eeeeeeeee this is serious lads, people still able to get the cash together to pay for a tiler and spend days watching Jeremy Kyle. Whats going on in the world, its not as if were cheap, support dole must be good these days!

 

[M D HUGHES]

Probably not as nasty as some of the other posts on here but I did an old guys shower n sink last week, poor guy just lost his wife a few months ago. Obviously old school and never done a days spring cleaning before. His bathroom was minging. Anyway, the bog was filthy especially aroung the bots so afetr finishing up I decided to give the place a good going over. Not sure how someone misses the toilet with thier arse but there you go. Was pretty nasty but made me feel better, left the place gleaming in a state his missus would have been proud of. Hope this isn't a soft side I'm gunna lose money on in future but you gotta be soft and helpful to the people you can see are genuinely in a bit of a state. Karma, lads n lasses, it'll reward you in the long run.

 

[Leatherface]

Aw, bless you.
You can come and clean my bog anytime !!! :wink_smile:

 

[M D HUGHES]

Do you not sleep much niether then? I've got my excuses for being such an ansomniac, whats yours?

 

[Leatherface]

Dunno - age I suppose & also having a young baby - used to sleep deprivation !!