Never keen on dogs myself,been bit by a few.But I sh*t you not,a good number of years ago,I was working with a joiner,plying out to tile a kitchen floor.The customers yappy around your ankles pain in the arse jack russell was left in the next room to calm down when they went to work,yap yap yap yap yap ,we just turned the radio up and carried on.We forgot about this dog until the joiner opened the door to measure for the board in the doorway (clawhammer in hand) the animal made a lunge for him and instinctively he swiped at it,catching it clean as a whistle on the top of its head.He placed its dead body in a bin liner,emptied everything out of the next doors wheelie bin,and dumped it at the bottom and covered up.When the customer came home ,he claimed that it had ran past him,out through the back door and away.Not only had he murdered their ' PATCH' but he rubbed it in by saying he'd been out trying to catch it for an hour and was behind on the job!!! dogs hate em! ( but felt sorry for this one)