Heather mills still causing grief....

[enduro]

When heather mills split from from Paul, she has only moved into my village and has put a huge marquee up in her garden about a month ago and causing grief with the locals with the noise..Now the council have told here to take it down, and she thinks the council are picking on her. I live in an area of natural outstanding beauty...so how come that ugly bird has moved in :furious3:

 

[murf]

Come on enduro, surely you should be giving heather a leg up after her divorce?

 

[enduro]

Well i think its a party she keeps have, all i can hear is...You put one leg in, and one leg out do the oaky cokey and shake her all about.....:lol:

 

[White Room]

Perhaps with all that money she's at loose end, Well her leg is

 

[GazTech]

I hear that clairvoyants can't claim to see all, as it is not a recognised science. So the only person qualified to shout " lucky Heather " is Paul McCartney's lawyer....

 

[chris.tiling]

I heard Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again and he said "No... and please call her Heather"

 

[pjtiler]

if the council take her to court
she wont have a leg to stand on:joker:

 

[hillhead]

watch out enduro,i hear shes good at throwing the leg over !!! hehe.

 

[MrSpoon]

 

[reaper72]

Likes a good stiff pole....:lol:

 

[DEN]

Being legless makes spooning so much easier!!

 

[Highlander]

enough is enough guys i am only one allowed to say legless jokes unless anyone else here is below knee amputee ????? :furious3:

and anyway was thinking of getting other leg cut of as am sick of swimming in circles :yes: :hurray:

 

[mz30]

Heather mills was being driven through the country lanes in her limo, and the limo hit a cow in the road, Heather said to her chauffeur get out and see if its OK, he got out and it was laying in the road and he kicked it with his foot and said i think its dead....Heather said well you hit it you had better go and find the farmer and explain and i will wait here. So off he went and four hours later he returned with a bottle of wine lipstick all over his face, clothes all ruffled up..WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, and what happened to you she shouted.....Well said the chauffeur i found the farmer...And the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife kissed me and the daughter made love to me...What the hell did you tell them she said, well he said i told them IM HEATHER MILLS CHAUFFEUR AND I HAVE KILLED THE COW.......