How happy am I??

[merlecollins]

why has a milking stool only got three legs?

because the cows got the udder

:lol::lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

 

[Gazzer]

Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him, "Farmer John, if I can tell exactly how many sheep you have in your fields, can I have a lamb to take home and raise myself?"
Farmer John agreed, knowing wholeheartedly that he had way too many to guess accurately.
The beautiful, young brunette told him that he had 376 sheep in his field.
Farmer John was beside himself. He had exactly 376 sheep! Being a man of his word, he told her to go and pick out the sheep that she wanted.
For about an hour the, brunette was out in the field. Finally she returned with her choice. Farmer John looked and her and said, "Now, can I ask you a question?"
The brunette complied.
Farmer John asked, "I can tell you were a blonde before you dyed your hair."
The woman was stunned and asked how he knew this ?
"Just a hunch !, now
can I please have my dog back?"

 

[SandyFloor]

"If I can guess how many sheep you have in your field, will you give me one?"

"If you can guess that I'll give you both of them"