How happy am I??

[user123]

Dan maybe right ... :lol:.... then again we might be dealing with green fuel here :detective: ? Nope, didn't think so either...:smilewinkgrin:

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Phil Hobson has left the building:8:[/QUOTE


This is all your fault kev, you started it:lol::lol:

 

[richard Kent]

Two cows standing in a field, one cow says to the other one
"What do think of all this mad cow thing going on"
The other cow says
"what you asking me for I'm a goat":yikes: I'll get me coat:rolleyes5:

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Two cows standing in a field, one cow says to the other one
"What do think of all this mad cow thing going on"
The other cow says
"what you asking me for I'm a goat":yikes: I'll get me coat:rolleyes5:

Cheers Richard, I don't feel so bad now:lol:

 

[DHTiling]

:lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Question: what do they call a fat man in the Navy?


Answer:

















































A sailor:lol: Kev, you got me into this, Help

 

[Scott]

How does a farmer count his cows?








With a COWculator

Cue tumbleweed

 

[Scott]

Can we get a tumbleweed smiley? I think we need one

 

[SandyFloor]

Johnny is late for school.

Teacher: Why are you late, Johnny?

Johnny: Miss, I'm from a farm and I had to take the bull to see the cow this morning

Teacher: Can't your father do that?

Johnny: Yes Miss, but the bull does it better.

 

[Ajax123]

if you want cold milk do you need to use fresian cows........

 

[White Room]

Johnny is late for school.

Teacher: Why are you late, Johnny?

Johnny: Miss, I'm from a farm and I had to take the bull to see the cow this morning

Teacher: Can't your father do that?

Johnny: Yes Miss, but the bull does it better.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Scott]

Where do cows go out for the evening?


The MOOvies

I puyt that in caps just is case no one got it

 

[Daz]

What do you call a grumpy cow?


MOO-dy :lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

What do you call a grumpy cow?


MOO-dy :lol:

That's my missus you're talking about!!