In your religion, what's Heaven and Hell meant to be?

[mikethetile]

That means you'd be smelling like heaven now not like hell

LOL , I have been told I dont stink like an old ashtray now, which is just as well as my sense of smell has returned. the smell of smoke makes me feel sick now so I sympathise with all the non smokers in my life. I had no idea how awfull the smell is. we were out shopping and I couldnt believe how many dirty smelly people there are about. I was going to throw bars of soap into their trollies when they werent looking but chelle wouldnt let me

 

[user123]

LOL , I have been told I dont stink like an old ashtray now, which is just as well as my sense of smell has returned. the smell of smoke makes me feel sick now so I sympathise with all the non smokers in my life. I had no idea how awfull the smell is. we were out shopping and I couldnt believe how many dirty smelly people there are about. I was going to throw bars of soap into their trollies when they werent looking but chelle wouldnt let me

Wonderful :lol: Seriously, I am really really chuffed about this, and I bet so is Chelle, well done, well done

Dan, are you next?

 

[Dan]

Wonderful :lol: Seriously, I am really really chuffed about this, and I bet so is Chelle, well done, well done

Dan, are you next?

I think I could be G yeah. http://www.tilersforums.com/general-chat/43244-quit-smoking-thread.html

 

[user123]

I think I could be G yeah. http://www.tilersforums.com/general-chat/43244-quit-smoking-thread.html

YESSSS!!!! :hurray:

 

[Ajax123]

God is a DJ

Dinner Jacket?????

 

[Ajax123]

I guess the promise of 72 virgins ain't so appealling then if you've got no body!:lol::lol:

Depends why they are virgins in the first place........

 

[SandyFloor]

Apparently Ann Widdecombe is a virgin. Imagine spending etenity with 72 of her

 

[doug boardley]

Apparently Ann Widdecombe is a virgin. Imagine spending etenity with 72 of her

but surely that would be in hell??

 

[SandyFloor]

Not if you're a complete perv

 

[user123]

but surely that would be in hell??

You know I didn't dare to say that?!?! :lol: Tut.tut..

 

[mikethetile]

anne has got a brilliant mind and I would rather spend eternity chatting with her than eternity bonking virgins

 

[Dan]

How do you commit suicide in hell then? I can't handle 1 ann, let alone 72 of 'em!

 

[Dan]

anne has got a brilliant mind and I would rather spend eternity chatting with her than eternity bonking virgins

I don't know mate, let's say 1, no, make that 2 for the first year, a different 2 for the second, and so on. There's a good 36 years there of bonking different sets of girls. And if you go back to the first two they'll probably be different people all together then (albeit not virgins).

How long's hell again? 1000 years or alltime?

 

[user123]

anne has got a brilliant mind and I would rather spend eternity chatting with her than eternity bonking virgins

Wow, I'm impressed!! Stunned in fact...:glasses:

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[SandyFloor]

anne has got a brilliant mind and I would rather spend eternity chatting with her than eternity bonking virgins

I'll take my chances with the virgins. Surely at least one of them has a brilliant mind or near enough :lol: