jokes

[nybor62]

young american indian talking to his dad , daddy how do we get our names , well when i was born my daddy picked me up, and the 1st thing he saw was a running bear my hence my name running bear , and when your brother i held him up and the 1st thing i saw was a golden eagle , hence his name golden eagle
anyway why do you ask two dogs ****ing

 

[SandyFloor]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........."


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella " Mississippi '."

I BET YOU WILL READ THIS AGAIN!!!

 

[user123]

Clever... :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

The Egyptian government have come up with a plan to stop the riots in Cairo.

They've told their people to get in their cars, honk the horn and chill out.

They're calling it "Toot-n-Kalm-Doon"

 

[Ian]

Whats 6 inches long, got a purple head and women love it?






















































A 20 pound note!!!

 

[nybor62]

if you look , there is an indian on a 20 pound note, let me know when you have found it

 

[Andy Allen]

i was driving down the road and really needed a pee, all i could find to go in was an empty coke can, when i finished i carried on driving when i got pulled over by the police and arrested for possesion of can-o-****

 

[SandyFloor]

The police were after me for pouring Domestos over a clergyman....I was done for bleach of the priest

 

[Andy Allen]

a rabbit walks into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie when hes eaten it he ask for a ham toastie when hes eaten that he asks for a tuna toastie, then all of a sudden he drops dead , he died from mixingmetoasties

 

[Ian]

a rabbit walks into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie when hes eaten it he ask for a ham toastie when hes eaten that he asks for a tuna toastie, then all of a sudden he drops dead , he died from mixingmetoasties

So bad its good!!!!

 

[doug boardley]

God created Man, stepped back, had a look and said: "Perfect!"

He then created Woman, stepped back, had a look and said: "Oh no!.this will have to wear make-up"

 

[doug boardley]

Little boy gets home from school and says: "Dad, I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married for 25 years."

His dad replies: "Never mind son, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

 

[DHTiling]

God created Man, stepped back, had a look and said: "Perfect!"

He then created Woman, stepped back, had a look and said: "Oh no!.this will have to wear make-up"

Doug.. do you know why man was created before woman.. So he could get some peace for a short while.:lol:

 

[nybor62]

Now do you see the confusion?




""""NOT SUITABLE."""

 

[DHTiling]

One good thing about getting older..?






















Is that you can multi task...


You can Sneeze,pi$$ and rubbish ya self all at the same time..:lol: