jokes

[doug boardley]

Lou doesn't mention inabilty to multi task anymore, ever since I told her that I could think of someone else whilst we were making love

 

[SandyFloor]

My wife complained I didn't talk to her while making love so I phoned her from the Premier Inn

 

[nybor62]

My wife complained I didn't talk to her while making love so I phoned her from the Premier Inn

brill .lmfao

 

[doug boardley]

Why did God create female orgasms?

So they can still moan even when they're enjoying themselves.

 

[SandyFloor]

I asked the wife if she'd be slightly more responsive in bed and maybe moan a little. All I could hear was "that ceiling needs painted"

 

[andy8758]

Rabbit crouches down in the woods and has a poo. Along comes bear, "Hello rabbit, what you doing?" says bear. "I am just having a pooh bear." Says rabbit (smiling at his own pun). "Hey think I will have a pooh too then" says bear.

Rabbit and bear crouching down in the woods having a pooh. Bear looks at rabbit "Hey rabbit, do you find that the pooh sticks to your fur?" Rabbit frowns, "Well yes it does actually!"

Bear snatches rabbit and wipes him across his backside.....

 

[Time's Ran Out]

if you look , there is an indian on a 20 pound note, let me know when you have found it

Chief Cashier.

 

[ScottG13]

I was going to tell a joke about my nob, but its too long.

 

[DHTiling]

I was going to tell a joke about my nob, but its too long.

I thought 2 seconds was an introduction ..:lol:

 

[ScottG13]

A woman wants plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband says "why don't you just rub toilet paper between them". She replies "How does that make them bigger?" I dont know, but it worked for your ***

 

[nybor62]

big nob , my nick name at school was tripod

 

[ScottG13]

Im hung like a new born baby



















about 12 inches long. 7lb 3oz

 

[SandyFloor]

What did Kermit say when he got to the top of the hill?



A muppet.

 

[Ian]

What did Kermit say when he got to the top of the hill?



A muppet.

Taxi for Sandy!! :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

And a white coat