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My first time was on the bonnet of a tractor in the south of france, and the only thing in the background was the sound of the french bin men empting the rubish from behing the big hut in front of us whilst pointing and laughing at my spotty little white arse going up an down!!!

First song i remember getting down to it to kept changing as her stupid heels kept hitting the dial on the radio, which was postioned in a dumb arse postion under the glove box of my poo coloured mini! But i do know that bump and grinde was on at some point coz i was think how appropriate it was at the time. Then again if there was a song out at the time called pump pump squirt then that could also have applied!! 🙂
 
I bet you loose it to .... who let the dogs out!!

or like a virgin?

or maybe the boys are back in town lol.

Love you dono
 
A classical track by Roberst Rich which lasted 7 hours by which time I had reached the vinegar stroke. :hurray:
 
I bet you loose it to .... who let the dogs out!!

or like a virgin?

or maybe the boys are back in town lol.

Love you dono

ha ha ha if there was an award for funniest man on the tilers forum i wud give u an oscar wivers:thumbsup:
 
I was only 8years old when i lost mine..........................

Cant remember what song was playing - i was drunk at the time :lol: :lol:
 
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Salesman knocks on a door and it is answered by a 8yr old boy with a cigar in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. " Is you Mum or Dad in" asks the salesman.
" What the f**k do you think" says the little boy.

:joker: Tileform
 

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