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Steve goes for a job, his mate is the boss, so it's a sure winner.

He just has to answer three questions. Dead easy. If he passes, he starts the next day.

Boss says 'right, what's got 4 fingers and a thumb and comes in wool or leather?'

Steve gives it much thought, can't think of an answer. Boss says 'come on mate it's dead easy, it's a glove!'

You'll do better with this next one now. What's got 8 fingers, 2 thumbs, comes in wool or leather.

Steve gives it loads more thought, can't think of anything he says. Boss says bloody hell mate come off. It's two gloves! A pair, two bloody gloves man what's wrong with you?

Right, third question. Who traditionally sits on the thrown before the queen?

Steve goes into deep thought. Boss says come on mate just have a guess.


Steve says "it's not three gloves is it?"
 

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