Strange requests

[ms.tiles]

doesnt everybody stand on scales in customers bathrooms, i always lie when i get home about the weight though

 

[Drastik Lee]

doesnt everybody stand on scales in customers bathrooms, i always lie when i get home about the weight though

Ive stood on many a customers scales but they all seem to be broken and lie about my weight :hurray:

 

[Mike Mike]

After the 3rd flimsy ceramic tile broke while trying to cut out a 3/4 circle to accomodate a ventilation grill I asked the customer if I could borrow her cat so I could kick it. Thankfully she obliged, and after that cat went airborne, on the 4th attempt, it worked!

If you don't ask, you don't get.

 

[Dan]

I've laughed at least a dozen times reading this thread so far. Good one Bri!

 

[Dan]

I didn't have to ask for this but a customer once saw me coughing my guts up and knew I had a bad cold. I was cutting outside getting soaked (old skool - you'd have a decent cutter these days now doubt lol) and the lady shouted me and said 'come here' and went to the kitchen. Got in there she'd sorted out a bowl of water with some olbas oil in and a mug of some lemon tea stuff, then gave me a towel and said to stick it over my head over the bowl for as long as I needed.

At the time it freaked me out a bit and I wanted to get my cuts done so spent only a minute over the bowl, and took the tea out with me but didn't like it so sneaked it down the drain.