Summer joke thread...........

[One Day]

I wasn't born in 1983!

I was 7!

 

[Blunt Tool]

I was 7!

I was on my way to the shops for a long stand and bubble for a level with my mixing stick in my back pocket wondering if my journeymen had given me enough for them!

 

[Andy Allen]

I was 17 and been tiling for a whole year !
So was already an expert...

 

[Blunt Tool]

I was 17 and been tiling for a whole year !
So was already an expert...

Grouting!

 

[Andy Allen]

Grouting!

Yep !

 

[Time's Ran Out]

I was married, 1 child, flat, dog and 10 years under my belt.
Now it's married, 2 kids away, house no mortgage, dog, 44 years and a belt that won't fasten!
And this is the summer joke thread.

 

[Andy Allen]

I found the belt that won't fasten funny..

 

[macten]

Just bought myself a barge pole.











Felt like pushing the boat out.

 

[Blunt Tool]

 

[Andy Allen]

Went to the zoo today, it was empty apart from a single dog.



It was a shih tzu..

 

[Andy Allen]

Bet my sister I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...



Should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta...

 

[macten]

Got a pair of very small Black Mamba gloves.






Free to anyone who can take them off my hands

 

[Blunt Tool]

 

[Unused Account 1]

How do you get a fat girl into bed,?
Piece of cake

 

[Blunt Tool]

I was offered £1000.00 by BAL to promote their new formula adhesive, but I have high morals and a strong will.
Strong like White Star fibre enhanced ready mixed wall tile adhesive now available in your local tile outlets!